šŸ€ The Celtics Get Sold

+ Apple Puts The Vision Pro Guy In Charge Of Siri

Good afternoon! Klarna is making it easier to finance your cravings. The BNPL giant is teaming up with DoorDash to let users split payments for their delivery orders. Soon, youā€™ll be able to Pay in Full, Pay in 4 (interest-free), or Pay Later (once that paycheck clears) when you order through DoorDashā€™s app or website. Klarna is clearly in growth mode as it gears up for its New York Stock Exchange debut.

DoorDash, which handled $80 billion in orders last year, is betting that more flexible payment options will keep hungry customers coming back. Klarnaā€™s timing is strategicā€”it recently booted Affirm as Walmartā€™s go-to BNPL partner, and adding DoorDash to the mix strengthens its grip on the consumer payment space. Eat now, pay later just became a whole lot easier.

MARKETS

  • The Powell Pump lost steam fast. Stocks opened higher after the Fed signaled two more rate cuts this year, but investors soured on the central bankā€™s lowered GDP forecast and sticky inflation outlook. The Nasdaq fell 0.3%, the S&P 500 dropped 0.2%, and the Dow barely budged, down just 11 points.

  • Tech stocks dragged down the Nasdaq, which is now down 8.3% for the year. The S&P 500 is down 2.5% for 2025, while the Dow remains the relative winner, down 1.4%. Investors seem to be realizing that while the Fed may cut rates, the road ahead could still be pretty bumpy.uptions from the conflict. All eyes are now on Friday's jobs report.

STOCKS
Winners & Losers

Whatā€™s up šŸ“ˆ

  • ProAssurance surged 48.13% after The Doctors Company announced it will acquire the specialty insurer in a $1.3 billion cash deal. ($PRA)

  • Carvana climbed 5.30% after Piper Sandler upgraded the car retailer to overweight, saying it could be insulated from macroeconomic pressures. ($CVNA)

  • Darden Restaurants popped 5.77% after reporting better-than-expected earnings despite a slight revenue miss. ($DRI)

  • Jabil gained 3.12% after the electronics manufacturer beat second-quarter earnings expectations with adjusted earnings of $1.94 per share on $6.73 billion in revenue. ($JBL)

  • PDD Holdings rose 3.97% after reporting adjusted earnings of 18.53 yuan per share on revenue of 110.6 billion yuan, narrowly missing estimates. ($PDD)

Whatā€™s down šŸ“‰

  • Accenture fell 7.26% after beating second-quarter earnings estimates but reporting lower bookings and a weaker outlook. ($ACN)

  • Microchip Technology fell 6.54% after announcing a $1.35 billion convertible stock offering to service debt and pay for derivative instruments. ($MCHP)

  • Rivian dropped 4.23% after Piper Sandler downgraded the stock to neutral, citing a lack of catalysts for 2025. ($RIVN)

  • Stellantis declined 3.95% after Piper Sandler downgraded the automaker to neutral due to increased uncertainty. ($STLA)

PRIVATE EQUITY
Boston Celtics Sold for Record $6.1 Billion

The Boston Celtics are getting new ownership ā€” and setting a new record in the process. A group led by Bill Chisholm, co-founder of private equity firm STG Partners, has agreed to buy the reigning NBA champions for $6.1 billion, making it the largest sale for any U.S. sports team ever. That edges out the $6.05 billion price tag for the Washington Commanders in 2023. Sixth Street, a private equity firm, will kick in over $1 billion toward the deal.

From $360M to $6.1B

The current Celtics ownership group, led by Wyc Grousbeck, bought the team for just $360 million in 2002. Under Grousbeck, the Celtics have won two titles (in 2008 and 2024) and built one of the NBAā€™s most dominant rosters ā€” albeit with a hefty price tag. The teamā€™s payroll and luxury tax bill top $246 million this season, one of the highest in the league.

Chisholm takes the reins

Chisholm, a Massachusetts native and lifelong Celtics fan, called the purchase a ā€œonce-in-a-lifetime opportunity.ā€ His group includes Bruce Beal Jr., president of Related Companies, and Rob Hale, head of Granite Telecommunications. Grousbeck will stay on as the Celticsā€™ governor through the 2027-28 season, helping transition control to the new ownership group.

Media money talks

The sale reflects a broader surge in sports franchise values, fueled by ballooning media rights deals. The NBA recently inked an $76 billion, 11-year contract with NBC, ESPN, and Amazon, more than doubling the value of its previous deal. The Celtics are now the leagueā€™s second-most valuable franchise, trailing only the $9.4 billion Golden State Warriors.

Whatā€™s next: The deal still needs NBA approval but is expected to close this summer. With Boston in position for another deep playoff run, Chisholmā€™s group could be lifting another Larry Oā€™Brien trophy before they even officially take over.

NEWS
Market Movements

AI
Apple Puts The Vision Pro Guy In Charge Of Siri

Apple is switching up its AI playbook ā€” and itā€™s a head-scratcher. Mike Rockwell, the guy behind the Vision Pro (you know, that $3,500 headset that barely anyone bought), is now in charge of Siri. Rockwell will take over from John Giannandrea, Appleā€™s AI chief, after CEO Tim Cook reportedly lost faith in his ability to deliver. Rockwell will now report to software boss Craig Federighi, cutting Giannandrea out of Siriā€™s future entirely.

Siriā€™s big problem

The handoff comes after Siriā€™s much-hyped AI upgrade ā€” the main selling point of the iPhone 16 ā€” turned into a dud. Apple Intelligence was supposed to be a game-changer, but with nothing else major separating the iPhone 16 from previous models, itā€™s looking more like false advertising. After promising to give Siri new AI-driven capabilities like accessing user data and handling complex tasks, Apple quietly admitted that those features werenā€™t ready and delayed them into "sometime this year." Even Robby Walker, the executive previously leading Siri, called the delays "ugly."

From flop to fix? Putting the Vision Pro guy in charge of Siri seems like a bold choice ā€” or maybe a desperate one. The Vision Pro was a technical marvel but a commercial flop, struggling to gain traction beyond hardcore Apple fans. But Rockwell has a reputation for solving complex problems and leading large engineering teams, which might be exactly what Siri needs. Still, the move raises questions about whether hardware expertise will translate to fixing Siriā€™s long-running software issues.

AI race heats up

Apple is falling behind in AI. OpenAI's ChatGPT, Googleā€™s Gemini, and even Amazonā€™s Alexa are all evolving faster than Siri, leaving Appleā€™s once-groundbreaking assistant looking outdated. Cook knows this ā€” Appleā€™s stock is down 15% this year, partly because investors arenā€™t convinced Apple can compete in the AI arms race. Rockwell will have to move quickly to close the gap, especially as Apple plans to embed more AI into future hardware (including rumored AI-powered AirPods).

Can Rockwell turn it around? Rockwell is already making moves. Heā€™s pulled trusted deputies from the Vision Pro team into Siriā€™s division, giving them a front-row seat to the mess. If Appleā€™s AI upgrades hit the market this year and actually work, Rockwell might just pull off a comeback. If not, Siri could end up as another expensive Apple misfire.

Calendar
On The Horizon

Tomorrow

Tomorrow looks like a snooze fest for the markets. No major economic data on deck, and the earnings calendar is looking pretty thin too.

Before The Open:

  • Nio might need to recharge. The Chinese EV maker soared in popularity, but a sluggish domestic recovery and fading global EV demand have put the brakes on growth. Tariffs are squeezing margins, and while Nio has plenty of cash, itā€™s burning through it faster than ever. Investors need to hear a strategy for turning things around, or the companyā€™s stock could remain stuck in neutral. Consensus: -$0.40 EPS, $2.85 billion in revenue. ($NIO)

  • Carnival is facing stormy seas. The cruise giant thrived post-pandemic as pent-up travelers rushed back to the high seas, but headwinds are building. An economic slowdown could tighten wallets, and the Trump administrationā€™s plan to close tax loopholes for internationally registered cruise lines could hit Carnivalā€™s bottom line hard. Shareholders are hoping management outlines a clear plan tomorrowā€”otherwise, this stock could keep sinking. Consensus: -$0.01 EPS, $5.7 billion in revenue. ($CCL)

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